So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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