If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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