So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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