I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Non-Jews are for practice
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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