His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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