love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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