Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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