ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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