yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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