I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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