My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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