Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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