are you so shy because you have an std?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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