evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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