I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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