he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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