NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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