We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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