I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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