My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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