Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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