I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
