So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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