I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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