Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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