Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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