I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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