We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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