i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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