thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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