Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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