yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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