what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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