ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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