Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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