I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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