if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize