lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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She bit a glass in half.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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