"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
worst night to have a conscience
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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