why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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