is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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