i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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