About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We got so high we made milksteak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Randomize