This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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