It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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