i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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