Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Mom said you looked used
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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