i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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