Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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