Yo dont text me then not text me
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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