are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
