its not stalking. its research.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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