do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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