the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
a search helicopter?!
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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