OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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