I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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