just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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